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As a humorous parody set, Unhinged is far less serious than traditional Magic expansions. Unlike other expansion sets, Unglued was purposely comical and poked fun at the game itself and the players. Many cards featured unique mechanics, deemed too strange or impractical for a "serious" card expansion. While players enjoyed the set, the fact that the cards had silver borders (and thus were not tournament-legal) caused many serious players to avoid buying large amounts of the cards. The exception to this was Unglued basic land cards, which were tournament-legal and are still highly prized for their unusual layout, which allowed most of the card to be filled with artwork.
Super Secret Tech - The first card not to be included in the full spoiler of a card set. Super Secret Tech only appears as a premium (or foiled) card, and appropriately enhances all of its controller's other premium cards.
Storyline: Much like Unglued before it, each card in the Unhinged set -including Super Secret Tech- has a single word printed on the bottom of the card after the artist's name and card number. Alone these single words made little to no sense but when all cards are placed in the proper order with other cards in the series they spell out a secret message detailing cards that allegedly did not make it into the set. Placing all the Unhinged cards in reverse alphabetical order will cause the following message to appear:
"Here are some more cards that didn't make it: Moronic Tutor; Lint Golem; Wave of Incontinence; I'm Quitting Magic; Bob from Accounting; Castrate; Mishra's Bling Bling; Dead Bunny Isle; Circle of Protection: Pants; Time Fart; Sliver and Onions; Kobold Ass Master; Thirsty Barn; Mild Mongrel; Robo-Samurai; Obligitory Angel; Chump-Blocking Orphan; Wrath of Dog; Celery Stalker; Hugs-a-lot Demon; Assticore; Codpiece of the Chosen; Hurl; What the Cluck?!; Nachomancer; Scrubotomy; Arcbound Noah; Darksteel Spork; Look at Me, I'm Accounts Receivable; Hydro Djinn; Bad Stone Rain Variant; S.O.B.F.M.; Pinko Kami; Purple Nurple; Form of Uncle Istvan; Them's Fightin' Wards; Spleen of Ramos; Fifteenth Pick; Squizzle, Goblin Nabizzle; Zombie Cheerleading Squad; Two-Way Myr; Bone Flute 2: Electric Boogaloo; Magic Offline; Nutclamp; Bwahahahaaa!; Dragon Ass; Phyrexian Sno-Cone Machine; Chimney Pimp; R.T.F.C.; Greased Weasel; Flame War; We Don't Need No Stinkin' Merfolk; Ting!;Timmy Power Gamer; and Disrobing Scepter (again!)."
Image | Card Name | Type | Rarity | Color | P/T | Price | Qty |
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Ach! Hans, Run! | Enchantment/Aura | Rare | GO | 0/0 | $3.00 | 0 |
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Aesthetic Consultation | Instant/Interrupt | Rare | BK | 0/0 | $3.00 | 0 |
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Ambiguity | Enchantment/Aura | Rare | BL | 0/0 | $3.00 | 0 |
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Artful Looter | Creature - Human Wizard | Common | BL | 1/2 | $0.25 | 0 |
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Ass Whuppin' | Sorcery | Rare | GO | 0/0 | $3.00 | 0 |
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Assquatch | Creature - Donkey Lord | Rare | RE | 3/3 | $3.00 | 0 |
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Atinlay Igpay | Creature - Igpay | Uncommon | WH | 3/3 | $1.00 | 0 |
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Avatar of Me | Creature - Avatar | Rare | BL | 0/0 | $3.00 | 0 |
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AWOL | Instant/Interrupt | Common | WH | 0/0 | $0.25 | 0 |
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B-I-N-G-O | Creature - Hound | Rare | GR | 1/1 | $3.00 | 0 |










Number of Cards: 249